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Equipment review/report

I am just going to say right up top that this post is not likely to be very interesting to fans of “Girls Will Be Girls,” whom I understand overwhelmingly comprise our tiny readership. Nevertheless, the new movie wouldn’t have been possible without the burgeoning online knowledge base surrounding HDSLR production, so I wanted to in some small way add to it with a summary of my real-world experience with the medium and certain gear.

The 180 rule

I almost didn’t see this whisper of a blog post, and had I not every frame of the movie would have been worse for it.  Keep your shutter speed set at 50!  The one day I didn’t I got bad stuff; the rest of the days the footage is crisp and film-y. Yet given how important this setting is to the look of HDSLR video, you don’t hear enough people screaming about it from the rooftops. And thank you Tyler Ginter for the screaming.

Vimeo

Amazing resource. Endless, deep treasure trove of lessons, reviews, test footage, and finished films. Go there and learn.

Ianiled 54 lights

I bought these after seeing this video on Vimeo.  They are priced at a slight premium from a comparable firepower LiteBox but well worth it, in principle.  The one light splits into three, creating a perfect (and thanks to their dimmers easily and quickly tweakable) key, fill, and hair light.  Even more amazing is their “cool” and “warm” settings; on “cool” they mimic the color temperature of sunlight without gels.  Their downside is they’re kind of buggy.  One light began flickering if its connection wasn’t tight-tight.  None of them reliably dimmed with smooth values.  In the lower ranges they would stutter down in big steps, going from too-much to too-little.  One would go full-blast red when turned too low.  Still, overall they came in handy much more often than they frustrated.

Kessler Crane Cineslider and Hercules tripod.

Probably the best-built slider on the market; certainly impeccably built.  Complete control of resistance, rock solid on its rails.  I haven’t worked with cheaper sliders but definitely appreciated the build quality.  The Hercules tripod is almost a joke it’s so sturdy.  It’s so heavy you need three guys to raise and lower it.  I mean, I get it:   With a heavy camera leveraged on the end of a long slider, you want that kind of going-nowhere base underneath you.  Still at the end of a long day of setting up shots, I would sometimes with they had skimped on the neutron matter somewhere.  The only downside to the thing is a part they don’t actually manufacture — a quick-release mount made by Giotti.  It has its work cut out for it — ordinary tripod heads have a twist-tighten knob to clamp your rig to it, but a slider can’t because the thing sits flat atop a larger flat surface that doesn’t leave room for a knob to rotate.  They have come up with a system where you pull out a lever to position it so you have the entire 180 degree arc to work with and then clamp that down about two thirds of a turn.  The problem was I stripped mine in two days before I figured out how to get the hang of it. The company sent me another at no charge except fifty bucks overnight shipping, and this one made it mostly through the three-week shoot before also mostly stripping.  I will stipulate that part of this is probably me, but the fact remains that these things are just way too delicate for a rough-and-tumble production environment.  Stripping one has huge consequences too — your camera is no longer secure on the slider, nor one with it.  Expect half your shots to have a sudden bump in them until you get a new one.  The company makes an optional raised mount for a traditional tripod head — that is the way I would go with this piece of gear.

SmallHD DP6

UPDATE 5/11/11

Whenever anything technical went wrong on the set, I had a saying:  It’s me.  I’m the last person to advance unhelpful stereotypes — I’m sure that many, many gays are quite mechanically adept, and a couple of them probably aren’t even lesbians; but I ain’t one.  So the idea behind “it’s me” was, let’s assume the equipment is fine and figure out what I’m doing wrong with it so that I can stop doing it. 

Still, the DP6 was at the center of enough of these situations that in this one case I eventually came around to, it’s it.  However, that theory is starting to crumble under the weight of this company’s crazy, crazy professionalism and competence.  First, the design and the construction of the thing are just too solid for its builders to overlook basic functionality.  Then there’s the way they immediately rushed me a replacement at the first sign of trouble.  Then when I sent my original unit back to them, they looked it over thoroughly and returned it with a very ginger communique about how they couldn’t find anything wrong and maybe I mistook where a few things were supposed to go, etc.  Since then they’ve checked in several times, and more recently sent me a remote control and tee shirt as… a thank you for all the extra money I cost them?  I dunno, but I’m pretty sure if you showed people the SmallHD staff and then me and told them one of us screwed up something pretty simple, no one would pick the band of lovable nerds. 

So, I am prepared to revise my assessment below to:  It was me.  Yes it was a lot of times, and no, I still don’t know how it kept being me, but it just must have been.  So for the zero of you who turn to the making-of blog of a gay drag queen movie for technical advice, the SmallHD DP6 is a crackerjack little machine, not that you deserve one if you are taking my “expertise” about anything like this at all seriously.

We now return you to your stale internet review:

The biggest (well, equipment) heartbreak on the shoot.  The thing is conceptually amazing — it not only gives you an HD output of your picture, but also includes a focus-assist setting that lets you effortlessly hone in on an actor’s eyes — when they glow with a halo you are in focus.  Even better is its color temperature screen that tells you whether and where you are crushing your blacks or blowing out your whites.  You come to rely on both features for every shot, and therein lies the problem.  

My first one died on day 1, no explanation.  Then came back online after the company sent me a backup for my shoot.  But then the two six-hour batteries I’d bought for it both became bricks.  Are these the sort of batteries from 1990 that are permanently ruined if you fail to let them cycle from full-to-empty and then charge from empty-to-full even once?  If so, why, in this day and age?  It’s especially a problem because of the thing’s propensity for dying with no explanation; in desperation you will have ruined both your batteries before you figure that out.  We began just using its AC cord to power it, but that was janky too.  If during a shot it comes unplugged (as its loose-fitting nub easily, easily does,) the Canon 7D stops recording.  Things came to a head with the thing a night late in the shoot when we had positioned the camera to face actors supposedly working on a computer at a wall-facing desk — in other words, in a place where there was no way to see the shot except with the monitor.  The SmallHD chose that moment to shut down.  Why?  We think its AC cord just stopped working.  I ended up unboxing the backup and using that from then on.  That unit didn’t shut down for no reason but had all the other quirks of the first one.

There were just too many issues with the thing.  Some of them might have been due to user error, but in a high-pressure time-crunched production environment you quickly realize that doesn’t matter.  There’s always going to be a diva on any set, but it should never, ever be your field monitor.

I will say that the people at SmallHD are very helpful and responsive.  And their product is, when it wants to be, absolutely amazing.

RedRockMicro DSLR Cinema Bundle

Just wonderful.  As a noob I didn’t quite understand the erector-set idea of having to build your rig yourself and was put off by the carbon-fiber rods (which seem-but-aren’t fragile,) but came to appreciate the rig’s flexibility more and more the better I understood it.  Once my camera-in-rig just flat-out dropped onto a concrete studio floor, and was fine (the RRR rig too.)  We used the follow-focus (with whips) nonstop and with reliable results.    The matte box with RRR filters was also easy to use and allowed us to shoot outdoors with shallow focus.  I haven’t tried other brands but RedRockMicro definitely rocks.

Zeiss CP.2 lenses via BorrowLenses.com

These things saved us more than anything else on the shoot.  I’ve read that they are pricey compared to non CP.2 Zeisses, and don’t know much about that; and while they deliver stunning results I’m sure many lenses do.  The two features that were indispensable, however, were their huge focus wheel that made focusing on the fly incomparably easier than with Canons (and their tiny zero-to-infinity flick,) and the on-lens aperture wheels.  Again and again (when the Small HD wasn’t on strike, anyway) I’d see that we were blowing out somewhere and just dial closed the lens.  Plus the things are built like tanks, which comes in handy should your rig drop on concrete.

BorrowLenses makes them affordable, too.  They have a “FUNWEEK” coupon where you get a week free if you rent for a week, and for every lens you rent.  We rented the 35 for close-ups, etc. and the 18 for wide shots.  If you too can only afford two and aren’t shooting with a full-sensor camera I’d recommend that pairing.  I never found myself needing a lens I didn’t have, though I can also see how the whole set must be a lot of fun to work with.

Steadicam Merlin with Vest

Life. Is. Too. Short. I am sure it is possible to master this thing. But it would be like learning French for a weekend getaway to Paris. They have the nerve to sell this as a consumer item. Beware. I found using a shoulder rig and stabilizing the footage in post with Mercalli is a cheaper and easier way to get the same effect without, by the way, throwing out your back in the process.

Whoever the hell Damiana Garcia is interviews whoever the hell we are

When in 2012? Anonymous

Right now the same weekend as the rapture, which will smite most our audience so we’re lobbying for the one right before.

We’re wrapped

We wrapped yesterday.  Today the core crew came by to help return the borrowed props and equipment.  I started transcoding the footage and marrying those files to their correlating externally-captured audio, which is every bit as exciting as it sounds.  There is always a muted sentementality upon wraps — something singularly special is irretrievably over.  And yet, not over at all — the movie still has a hundred more steps over another year to go, and we will all see each other many times over all of them; moreover if production actuallyhad continued past yesterday, everyone involved on it would have killed themselves.  To hear tell war is the same way — you’re glad it’s over, but miss the guys. 

That puts me at the doorstep of something I’d never experienced before this shoot.  Gay people are welcome in Hollywood (unless you’re an actor,) but for whatever reason film crews are overwhelmingly straight.  Let them have that part, some of me thinks; who wants to fuss with cables and hammers when there are costumes to sequin?  Yet it was definitely the case on both my previous movies that while the cast and creative personnel may have been mostly gay, when the time came to turn cameras an army of straight ladies and dudes descended upon us to do the heavy lifting. 

Not this time.  And come to think of it, not by design either.  Straight guys and gals would have been more than welcome on this set too, but we were staffed by volunteers, and the people who turn out to want to volunteer their time to shepherd a new “Girls Will Be Girls” movie into the world turn out to be pretty much exclusively gay and lesbian.  And it creates a whole nother vibe on a set than I have ever experienced, and I have been doing this for going on a hundred and seventy-five years now.  It was nice to not have to wonder whose pickup had the crazy right wing bumper stickers on it.  And yet, for all that gay, the only hookup I am aware of was between two tourist Kickstarters.  It should have been an orgy.  The movie should have crumbled from the neglect of all the constantly-fucking gays.  I remember thinking something similar at a gay party at Sundance when GWBG1 played — filmmaker gays are kind of bad gays in that there is something we love more than cock.

Meanwhile we showed up on IMDB today.

The DVDs and international shipments went out this morning. Hello to all our fans in Sweden, The Netherlands, Australia, Japan, Canada and Great Britain!

The remaining posters will be on their way…

Will Preston be in the Movie or will he just be explaned? sassiestpizza

Preston didn’t even make it through the shorts.

http://www.vimeo.com/831789

Saw people asking questions....So here is mine: Which since movie isnt even out maybe doesnt have to be answered right away??

Any chance the internet GWBG shorts will be on the new movie DVD when it comes out? I was really hoping so. Anonymous

Everyone worked for free on those, so I don’t even think we can sell them.  But nothing’s stopping you from downloading the high-definition videos off Vimeo and burning your own DVD…  

http://www.vimeo.com/831789

http://gwbg2.tumblr.com/

Here’s a recent one from Richard Day, our fearless leader….

Day off

I thought I would be able to update this more during production, just like I thought I would be…

Evie Harris in Asteroid!
in Sensurround

Evie Harris in Asteroid!

in Sensurround