Money Cruise and Cock Holmes Split?!?
Jesus! No sooner had I peeled my vomit-stuck cheek from the kitchen floor and poured myself another dog of the dog that bit me than I see Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have gotten divorced! You could have knocked me over with a feather, or just waited a few seconds for me to pass out again! I never understood those two. I mean, he’s obviously straight or else how do you explain the two...